Are you out of work? Do you have money to invest/burn on some hair-brained scheme? Do you have two hands? Can you see in the dark? Are you alive? Do you own a swimsuit? If you answered any of these questions, we have an opportunity for you…become your town’s Midnight Mechanic.
Everyone knows how inconvenient it is to get an oil change done for your car, yet alone getting your car serviced. No-one likes that impotent feeling of not having your wheels available to you and this is where the Midnight Mechanic comes in.
The Midnight Mechanic goes to peoples’ homes after the hours of midnight, services their cars discreetly, (except for power tool noise) and is essentially a totally mobile mechanic’s garage which can try to do any job.
The Midnight Mechanic is equipped with just about anything he might need to repair your car and he will try (and most likely fail) to fix it. People no longer have to worry about visiting the dealership for a service anymore…you simply call the Midnight Mechanic. Everybody wins!!
For a one time franchise fee we will supply you with:
- a custom 24 wheeler rig (with your name and your woman’s/old man’s name on the windscreen)
- a supply of all kinds of impressive looking replacement parts – nuts, bolts, tires, engines etc.
- a simple manual on how to fix stuff, complete with car section
- a whole bunch of super charged power-tools
- a helmet
- a really loud air-horn for your rig
- a powder blue, kick-ass winter uniform
- a second-hand fluorescent light fixture
- a small purple elephant
- a mustard yellow, insulated spacesuit
- a selection of tasteless bumper-stickers like “honk if you think I’m a w@nker”
- Midnight Mechanic branded head-band and flip-flop set
Being an official Midnight Mechanic in your town will bring many perks and benefits…
- Enjoy those envious looks as people observe you in your official looking uniform.
- Garner the respect of friends and relatives as you shamelessly parade around in your enormous 24 wheeler rig
- Look like a rockstar mechanic.
- Shamelessly blow your air-horn, pissing everyone off.
- Make extra money by working during the day.
- Great as a part-time/full-time job for old people, infants and students.
- Be a role model to children and purveyor of the Great American Dream to all.
- Pull chicks/dudes
Testimonials about Midnight Mechanics:
“He kept me up all night and totally fucked my car! In fact I have never driven my car since, but what a convenient service.” Steve Stephenson. (Buffalo, USA)
“Two thumbs way up for the Midnight Mechanic!” Siskel and Roeper (NYC, USA)
“He was kind enough to open the door for me before he drove away in my car. What a charmer he was, I miss him already!” Ima Sillycow (Lowville Heights, Canada)
