You look good , you occasionally pick-up the fat chick when your buddy scores the smokin’ hottie at the bar, well get the shave you deserve with The New 17 Blade Titanium HD Infra-red MP3 Razor brought to you by your friends at Stupid Business Ideas. That’s right you thought you got a smooth shave with our competitors 5 blade offerings but we were just left feeling like we forgot to shave. We will agree there was a time when these guys had something going for them but times have changed and there is a new sherriff in town. Now you can get the closest shave inhumanly possible….that’s right with The New 17 Blade Titanium HD Infra-red MP3 Razor all while you listen to your favorite digital music.
Featuring:
- 17 titanium coated, diamond blades which will cut straight through butter
- 3D woofer built into each blade
- Mega-bass capability
- 3 track MP3 memory
- Glow-in -the-dark hand grip
- Cool belt clip
- Distressed copper travel case
- Wet look handle which stays dry
Available now in all good music and electronics shops for only $495 +tax
February 19th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
WOW. This is about as pointless as it gets.
I love how they tried to make it seem like all that bull would actually HELP them score chicks. haha. Stupidity
February 25th, 2009 at 6:31 pm
This is the most amazing idea i’ve ever seen.
March 27th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Toliet Accesories so you can look good going to the bathroom
April 26th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
That’s a very funny and extremely imaginative business idea!
July 24th, 2009 at 5:24 am
Where do i get mine!!!