Do you while away the hours watching TV and listening to other people talk? Do you dream of adding witty comments to other peoples’ conversations and being the life and soul of the party? Do you like talking shit? Now you can…
Learn the hilarious “ington” way of talking with the new “Ington Dictionary”
Within minutes you will be trying all kinds of combinations to great effect…
- Out for lunchington – one who is away with the fairies
- Sober as a judgeington – a tee-totaller
- Buzz Killington – the party wrecker
- Eat Sleepington or Sleep Eatington- one who likes to eat and sleep alot
- Lead Leadington – your boss or leader
- Slow Drivington or Drive Slowington- one who drives slowly
- Work Workington – one who works alot
- Two Timington – the unfaithful type
The formula also works for many other expressions…
- You had better move arseington if you want to catch your plane – in other words hurry the fuck up
- Wanna have a round of golfington – self-explanatory
- Fuck offington – a more interesting variant of the old classic
- What a bad smellington
The “Ington Dictionary” coming to all good book stores and available for download very soon!!
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January 26th, 2009 at 12:31 am
LOL this is fucking hilarious
October 29th, 2009 at 11:42 pm
i heard these kids saying all these words ending in ington when i was getting out of jail in the green monster, newark. i guess they were expressing their enthusiasm-ington. oohhh! nice.
October 15th, 2010 at 3:23 am
To the author: We have a huge following of the “INGTON” language here in Geelong, Victoria AUSTRALIA.
It’s being going for a few months now and didn’t know this dictionary existed.
Keep up the good work it’s amazing thing you have done for our kind!
AMAZINGTON: – A act of huge quality!
Cheers
Poppington.
November 13th, 2010 at 6:18 am
yeah man…this is the stuffington I’m talking about…I would buy this dictionarington.