Many people have said that I am in love with the sound of my own voice (it is pretty awesome afterall), but even I would sometimes like to sound different. Now, thanks to the Exotic Accent Institute, you too can sound like you are from a glamorous foreign country who is just passing through town. Impress friends and dumbfound critics with a totally revamped style of conversing.

It is a simple 3 step process:

1) quit your day job
2) attend a 10 week intensive Exotic Accent Course (three 3 hour sessions a day, 7 days a week for 10 weeks)
3) start speaking with a really bad accent

We are adding new sterotypical and politically incorrect accents all the time.

New Accents Currently Available:

• Brazillian Bikini Model
• Mad Hungarian
• Welsh Sheep Farmer/Shagger
• Impatient German Dominatrix
• French Maid on Acid
• Speeding New York Cab Driver
• Overweight Romanian Stripper
• Toffee Nosed English Aristocrat
• Texas Cowboy
• Polish Sausage Maker
• Irish River Dancer
• Chinese Takeaway Chef
• Spanish Bull Fighter