
Are you tired of dragging the family to the local craft fair? Suffering from cabin fever? Has your home become a boring hovel? Is your family’s morale low? Do you need to do something special for little Johnnie’s birthday?
Well why not put some excitement back in your life with SBI’s new “Indoor Fireworks Shows“? That’s right you no longer have to freeze your collective asses off to see a cool fireworks show. Become the most popular family on the block and host the explosive fireworks show you always dreamed of…all from within the safe confines of your own home.
Simply set up the fireworks stand in your living room, put on your special safety goggles(4 pairs are included with your show), light the fuse and then sit back, relax and have the shit scared out of you!!
How can you go wrong?
Testimonials about Indoor Fireworks Shows :
“The kids and dog are still shell-shocked and have not spoken in days…good times!!” Gerald Naysmith. (Vancouver, Canada)
“The living room is destroyed but what a show it was” Pamela Jones (Telluride, USA)
“Wow!! A stunning spectacle fit for the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games, all in your own home” Jean-Francois Smith (Seyches, France)


February 8th, 2009 at 8:24 pm
this is ridiculous. i should know because i tried it!