Just in time for the Easter Bunny’s arrival we here at Stupid Business Ideas are pleased to announce the launch of our latest ultra-convenient new service…

The Easter Egg Eating Service.

That’s right, just give us a call and set up an appointment for one of our fully trained staff to drop by your home and eat all your family’s easter eggs. Sit back and relax as your children start crying, your wife gives you that “you arse-hole” look and watch our staff eat your hard-earned easter eggs. Don’t worry we also eat chocolate bunnies, chocolate bars, chocolate fish, etc. We really will eat all of your easter chocolate

Help out friends and family…set up an easter egg eating appointment for them today!

Only, $29.99 plus tax per appointment.