Are you guilty of making alcohol-fueled late night phone calls to members of the opposite or same sex? Do you lose all sense of reason when inebriated? Are you a paid up member of the “liquid courage” club? Do you feel the need to make amorous propositions from your cellphone to people you previously found unattractive whenever you get loaded?
If you are familiar with any of the preceding questions then you need the life changing Mobile Phone Breathalyser!
Just attach our state-of-the-art breathalyser to your phone (special harness included), turn it on and you will never make a drunken phone call again.
If you attempt to make a call on your cell, you will be prompted to blow into the breathalyser. If you blow over the limit, a siren will sound alerting you and everyone in a 1 mile radius that you are shit-faced and are looking for some loving in all the wrong places.
You will of course always be able to place emergency calls to the Police, Emergency Services or Fire Brigade. We do want you to live after all.
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January 23rd, 2009 at 12:37 pm
a variation of this that I have wished for a while that someone would invent:
a breathalyser which wont allow the ignition to work on your vehicle if your blood alcohol is over the driving limit.
If that were a standard feature of the imobilisation unlock sequence for vehicles, I suspect there might be fewer fatalities and serious injuries, let alone vehicle damage and near misses!