Opening very soon in a crappy shopping mall near you – McGrumpkins Bar and Grill.

McGrumpkins Bar and Grill is the undisputed Number 3 when it comes to totally second-rate entertainment… feel free to take your pants off and enjoy a really crappy meal, get wasted and yell at a bunch of strangers, tag the walls, scream abuse at your server, hit on the staff, start food fights, dine and dash etc.

Now boasting:

• all-day happy hour
• dedicated deep-fried menu
• brunch and brinner specials
• almost felon-free work force
• smoking seats
• munchies and other food
• open dresscode
• table dancing
• dining room camodes

McGrumpkins is a great place to blow off work at, drink through that break-up, meet a man about a dog, watch the playoffs or propose to your girl. Make it McGrumpkins Bar and Grill for an evening of sub-par food, liquored up members of the opposite sex, unrivalled ambience and crappy service.

Take-out menu, in-house catering and other stuff now available.

McGrumpkins… if you don’t like it, we have done our jobs so &@/# off!!!