Here at Stupid Business Ideas we are frequently unable to express ourselves and are often misunderstood. We sometimes think of words which we would love to use more, if only we knew what they meant. Basically we have grown tired of speaking the same old English. We want to sound intelligent and impressive yet totally incomprehensible.
We have the solution… we are totally reworking the English language and are assigning exciting new meanings to different words all the time!
English 2.0 – all the cool people are getting confused by it
If you are learning English for the first time be sure to learn the latest version. English 1.0 is so last week.
If you are procreating at the moment be sure to teach your baby English 2.0 so he/she understands and/or gets misunderstood by most, if not all, the people they meet in life.
All International business people will soon be speaking English 2.0 so get with the times and start speaking the talk…know what I’m sayin’!
Here are a few complimentary words to get you speaking English 2.0
Word – New Meaning
Punctual – 30-40 minutes late
Sweet – Semi-sweet, half-sour
Weird – Desirable, attractive
Good – Pretty Shitty
Great – Crap
Confused – Cool, intelligent, pleasant
Vegetarian – One who only eats bacon for sustenance
New Emotion picture cards now included! When people ask you how you are, you can simple show the emotion picture card that suits your state-of-mind the best. You don’t even need to waste your breathe.
English 2.0 The Complete Works – Available in all good corner stores this summer for sure.