Here at Stupid Business Ideas we are always looking to diversify and we are pleased to announce our new half-sister company StupidPR.com

• Are you getting bad publicity?
• Do you want some bad publicity?
• Are people talking about you enough?
• Are you self-absorbed and really think that everyone should be more interested in you?

Don’t give up…we can help. We can spread the word and get your incredibly boring story out there to the five corners of the globe. We are all tired of hearing about war, inflation, poverty, increased interest rates (whatever they are - like who decides how interesting things are?)

Just call today to set up your account and before you know it everyone can know everything about you. We will be offering just about anyone the opportunity to put out a press release to the world about anything. Your news and reports are extremely important to the world no matter how trivial they may seem to you.

Some of our clients’ first press releases:

Toronto, Canada - June 27th 2007 (StupidPR) — John Dickington just had sweet and sour pork with special fried rice delivered to his home by Mr Kung-Po’s Oriental Express. While eating his pretty average dinner, John mulled over his plans for the evening and decided to stay home and watch last week’s American Idol episode he has on Tivo.

Contact John Dickington at 416-555-3435 or press@johndickington.com

Skinectity, New York - June 27th (StupidPR) — Emma Smithberg is pleased to announce a peaceful resolution to the stand-off between her and her cat, Mr Fluffkins. Mr Fluffkins had initially refused to re-enter the house having run out when Emma answered the door to her neighbour, Mrs Enid Jones. After, the threat of an ass-kicking and the offer of some funky tuna Mr Fluffkins acquiesced and re-entered the house without further incident.

Contact Emma Smithberg at 212-555-9265 or press@emmasmithberg.com

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