Do you have high cholestrol, are you a fat, lazy f$%*? Are you suffering the effects of many years of debauchery? Do you exceed your recommended weekly alcohol quota during most days? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then let us ask you one more question…
Do you want the insides of a 10 year old?
That’s right, do you want your vital organs to revert to their former pure, youthful and healthy state?
Yes? We thought so! The process is simple, to get the insides of a 10 year old you simply drink one shot of Stupid Business Ideas’ new MEGA Drink each day and after 37 days of drinking the MEGA Drink your insides will revert to those of a ten year old’s. Our unique, secret formula, blended from the finest açaà berries from the Brazillian rainforests and exotic herbs from the Orient plus the very best tap water from Rotherham in Yorkshire, will reverse those years of drinking and smoking (but not inhaling obviously), restoring that red glow to your vital organs.
Our formula with its various highly nutritional special ingredients has the added bonus of keeping you awake for days at a time giving you that extra pep in your step and giving you the ability to just get things done. Other soft drinks might give you wings but the MEGA Drink will give you a turbo charged jet engine.
Plus get these other awesome added benefits:
- lose as much weight as you like
- finally get the “can do” attitude you always wanted
- learn the licence plate of every car in your neighbourhood.
- have the cleanest apartment in town.
- skip sleeping whenever you want - really getting the most out of your life
We do recommend you stay drinking the MEGA Drink for the balance of your life as it just makes sense. Each 37 day course is only a staggering $37 a week on average. At that price, why would you want anything less than the insides of a 10 year old? The MEGA Drink from your friends at Stupid Business Ideas is available now at all good pharmacies and health food shops.
