You, the public asked for it, so just in time for Christmas we are proud to announce Stupid Business Ideas is offering our exclusive Christmas Present Opening Service. Now you don’t have to put your loved ones through those agonising minutes (and sometimes hours) of anticipation, excitement, elation and happiness that Christmas present opening brings. That’s right our skilled team of professionals will storm into your house in the early hours of Christmas day morning and quickly and clinically open all of your family’s gifts, minimizing glad tidings and goodwill as they go, leaving you to enjoy a calmer, more excitement free Christmas day.

Plus, now enjoy the ultimate convenient Christmas when you sign up for our Christmas Dinner Eating Service…Stupid Business Ideas come through for you again in these difficult economic times with another brilliant yuletide service. Save yourself the hassle and weight gain of having to eat all that delicious Christmas fare – say no to turkey, Christmas pudding, mince pies, fish fingers and the other seasonal delights and let our team of keen eaters devour your Christmas feast in a matter of minutes saving you the trouble of doing dishes and going into a supposed tryptophan (not alcohol) induced coma.

Each service costs a festive $534 each or a seasonal $1067.09 if you order them together. Call us before Christmas to reserve the most pain free Christmas yet with the Christmas Present Opening Service and the Christmas Dinner Eating Service from your friends at Stupid Business Ideas.