Are you tired of dragging the family to the local craft fair? Suffering from cabin fever? Has your home become a boring hovel? Is your family’s morale low? Do you need to do something special for little Johnnie’s birthday?

Well why not put some excitement back in your life with SBI’s new “Indoor Fireworks Shows“? That’s right you no longer have to freeze your collective asses off to see a cool fireworks show. Become the most popular family on the block and host the explosive fireworks show you always dreamed of…all from within the safe confines of your own home.

Simply set up the fireworks stand in your living room, put on your special safety goggles(4 pairs are included with your show), light the fuse and then sit back, relax and have the shit scared out of you!!

How can you go wrong?

Testimonials about Indoor Fireworks Shows :

“The kids and dog are still shell-shocked and have not spoken in days…good times!!” Gerald Naysmith. (Vancouver, Canada)

“The living room is destroyed but what a show it was” Pamela Jones (Telluride, USA)

“Wow!! A stunning spectacle fit for the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games, all in your own home” Jean-Francois Smith (Seyches, France)

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Women cannot keep their hands off the men wearing the irresistable, meaty new men’s fragrance. Even female vegetarians love it.

Available in :

• Ocean Fresh Hickory Smoked
• Sporty Clean Maple Syrup
• Musk Original Thick Sliced

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Opening very soon in a crappy shopping mall near you – McGrumpkins Bar and Grill.

McGrumpkins Bar and Grill is the undisputed Number 3 when it comes to totally second-rate entertainment… feel free to take your pants off and enjoy a really crappy meal, get wasted and yell at a bunch of strangers, tag the walls, scream abuse at your server, hit on the staff, start food fights, dine and dash etc.

Now boasting:

• all-day happy hour
• dedicated deep-fried menu
• brunch and brinner specials
• almost felon-free work force
• smoking seats
• munchies and other food
• open dresscode
• table dancing
• dining room camodes

McGrumpkins is a great place to blow off work at, drink through that break-up, meet a man about a dog, watch the playoffs or propose to your girl. Make it McGrumpkins Bar and Grill for an evening of sub-par food, liquored up members of the opposite sex, unrivalled ambience and crappy service.

Take-out menu, in-house catering and other stuff now available.

McGrumpkins… if you don’t like it, we have done our jobs so &@/# off!!!