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The Plan ShopAre you planless? Feel like you need a change? Do you like plans? Have you lost your way? Don’t have a plan? Do you keep doing things which only you think are good ideas? If you answered yes or no to any of these questions then you should…

Visit the Plan Shop for our Autumn Plan Blowout!

Often in life we are faced with uncomfortable problems and severe challenges which usually force us to start crying, panic, phone our Mums and quickly give up. Bad planning has touched everyone’s life. It need not any more…we are now excited to offer plans to suit any situation.

  • Need a business plan?
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Don’t worry we have you in our plans… We have a plan for you.

Let’s face it everyone loves a man or woman with a plan. Be the person who people look to when their shit/plan hits the fan. Be the person about whom people say “he/she has such great plans!”. Everyone loves it when a plan comes together and even if it doesn’t it’s the thought that counts. The plan could have worked and isn’t that enough? Of course it is. Some of the most famous and successful people in the world like plans and use them. Stick with the planners…stay one plan ahead of the crowd. Be a winner…Be a Planner!

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Feel like a change of plans? Then trade your old plans in for some new plans. We also offer custom plans, which we will custom plan for you. We also offer plans for all special occasions…Barn Dances, Bar Mitzvahs, Weddings, Christenings, etc.

Talk to one of our Planners in our state-of-the-art dedicated Planning Department. Discuss your planning dreams and make plans for them to become a real plan sometime.

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The Plan Shop…making someone’s plans become something, sometime guaranteed

Comments (0) Posted by A on Friday, April 20th, 2007

Filed under Sports

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Yes that’s right just in time for the Grand Slam tennis season, we here at Stupid Business Ideas are about to unleash another absolute corker on the unsuspecting world!

It is tradition at Wimbledon, the All England Tennis Club, for the tournament to sell tennis balls, used in previous matches, to paying customers. People seem to love the idea that a top player or mediocre player, noone has ever heard of, might have handled their newly purchased balls. With this in mind, our ingenious plan is to attend the first few days of the tournament and during matches, throw loads of balls onto the court while rallies are in progress. Obviously, this will make for some confused and grumpy players and officials but we will be smiling broadly and laughing as we go. The Powers that be will (hopefully) assume that the balls arriving without invitation on the courts are balls that they have sold to the public. This is where the plan takes shape so standby…clearly the All England Tennis Club will not tolerate foreign balls arriving on court willy-nilly during matches, so they will be forced to ban sales of their previously used balls to maintain the dignity of the tournament and prevent further disruptions to matches.

The day after the ban, as people walk up to the entry gates they will be greeted by two eye-catching stalls offering previously used balls from Wimbledon for sale at a highly inflated rate. Now this is the crafty part…the balls we sell will not actually be balls from the tournament but will in fact be balls purchased for very little at ASDA. Before anyone is aware of “the great tennis ball swindle” the last volley of the tournament will have been struck and we will be sitting in McDonalds supersizing our Big Mac meals and counting our money. The plan is fool proof and we may licence it for use at other tournaments around the world assuming they sell their used balls.

Thank you

Comments (0) Posted by A on Friday, April 20th, 2007